Okay but i get more pussy than you
A nigga who has ran out of shit to say (via madeupmonkeyshit)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

Zelda: Hey I just met you
Zelda: And this is crazy
Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link: Because it 's true

fancychansey:

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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Hocus pinkus though

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

HELLO WISCONSIN

The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
(via lies-greed-misery)